190x:

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190x:

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I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.
- Jenny Slate (x)

completeshitbag:

I’m cuter than everyone who has ever hurt me

I really need to find a red skirt or dress on Friday. :(

"A Gift From Mother Nature"
Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift. - Mary Oliver

We have scrounged $22 in change and dollar bills. We will eat like queens.

hellogiggles:

robhodgson:

Rob Hodgson, black cats

:)

hellogiggles:

robhodgson:

Rob Hodgson, black cats

:)

You know what’s weird? There are “Simpsons” people and “Family Guy” people (which is barely a competition bc have you watched Family Guy??). But there are no “king of the Hill” people. It should at most be Simpsons vs King of the Hill. Or even Futurama.
Just…
Basically why do people even watch Family Guy? And why don’t more people talk about King of the Hill? King of the Hill is AMAZING!

confessionsofarebel:

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

You two are my new favorite people on this site.

✿THEME