My name
- My friend’s 6-year-old when asked what her teacher should know about her.

It’s 7:30 in the morning, 77 degrees, and 80% humidity? When the fuck will it be cooling down?

catherineklausen:

mrdanielbruhl:

Dream casting shitty movies to make them better. x

our casting is always a million times better.

mrdanielbruhl:

Dream casting shitty movies to make them better. x

josh-me-up:

59oz:

im too horny for the amount of sex im not having

Same.

Friends rewatch - 2x06 – TOW The Baby on the Bus

Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
- My amazing friend (via notiero)

fajinas:

look at the dogs little stupid face

Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari

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